Gabdabwee is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak hare.

Gabdabwee created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabdabwee, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gabdabwee, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gabdabwee's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gabdabwee's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not covet oxen.