Kamcibwee is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind newt.

Kamcibwee created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Kamcibwee, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kamcibwee, it will send you a sign.

Kamcibwee's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kamcibwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kamcibwee.