Tafrentinfas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid tortoise.

Tafrentinfas created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafrentinfas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tafrentinfas, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tafrentinfas' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tafrentinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tafrentinfas.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if nine otters approach from the west.