Wanflapbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, overgenerous tapir.

Wanflapbin created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanflapbin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wanflapbin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wanflapbin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wanflapbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.