Gidlarnved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental goose.

Gidlarnved created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidlarnved, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gidlarnved, it will cry a lot.

Gidlarnved's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gidlarnved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must love Gidlarnved.