Yoglibtim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful coyote.

Yoglibtim created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoglibtim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yoglibtim, it will be very sad.

Yoglibtim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yoglibtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.