Sogtifjap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered yak.

Sogtifjap created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogtifjap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sogtifjap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sogtifjap's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sogtifjap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six iron sculptures of Sogtifjap on top of important buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat lentils.