Gilhivhad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, competent snake.

Gilhivhad created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilhivhad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gilhivhad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gilhivhad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gilhivhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Gilhivhad loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.