Saklangess is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow dugong.

Saklangess created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Saklangess, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Saklangess, he will not care at all.

Saklangess' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Saklangess' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Put Saklangess first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.