Fatsinhak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, uncaring goat.

Fatsinhak created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatsinhak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fatsinhak, he will think nothing of it.

Fatsinhak's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fatsinhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fatsinhak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.