Xucpagjen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, cheerful horse.

Xucpagjen created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Xucpagjen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xucpagjen, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xucpagjen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Xucpagjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Hide from red otters for they are unholy.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Xucpagjen's priests.