Omthitmidbinbedfad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow unicorn.

Omthitmidbinbedfad created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Omthitmidbinbedfad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Omthitmidbinbedfad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Omthitmidbinbedfad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Omthitmidbinbedfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always look after injured mites.