Pasparklop is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust dugong.

Pasparklop created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Pasparklop, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasparklop, he will strike you with lightening.

Pasparklop's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pasparklop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.