Tofbugdag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring frog.

Tofbugdag created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbugdag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tofbugdag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tofbugdag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tofbugdag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six snails approach from the south.

2. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.