Rentimnat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, annoying whale.

Rentimnat created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rentimnat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rentimnat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rentimnat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rentimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.