Ganxembog Laprotgad Nabmidman is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered wombat.

Ganxembog Laprotgad Nabmidman created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganxembog Laprotgad Nabmidman, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ganxembog Laprotgad Nabmidman, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ganxembog Laprotgad Nabmidman's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ganxembog Laprotgad Nabmidman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. You must love Ganxembog Laprotgad Nabmidman.

5. Do not take Ganxembog Laprotgad Nabmidman's name in vain.