Lanminbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, duplicitous tortoise.

Lanminbast created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Lanminbast, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lanminbast, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lanminbast's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Lanminbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Always obey Lanminbast's priests.

3. Never paint your arms blue.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.