Pogcipmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic lobster.

Pogcipmad created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogcipmad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pogcipmad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Pogcipmad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pogcipmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pogcipmad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never mention shrews.