Vigtunbim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring tortoise.

Vigtunbim created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigtunbim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vigtunbim, she will turn you into a snail.

Vigtunbim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vigtunbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.