Damsigcut is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful
chinchilla.
Damsigcut created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Damsigcut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Damsigcut, she will cry a lot.
Damsigcut's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Damsigcut's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.