Yikparkbum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish fairy.

Yikparkbum created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikparkbum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yikparkbum, she will be very sad.

Yikparkbum's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yikparkbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. You must pray to Yikparkbum six times a day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.