Fumafvon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing goblin.

Fumafvon created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Fumafvon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumafvon, it will turn you into a mole.

Fumafvon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fumafvon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumafvon.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must love Fumafvon.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.