Barncamsomhendon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless butterfly.

Barncamsomhendon created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Barncamsomhendon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Barncamsomhendon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Barncamsomhendon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Barncamsomhendon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Always obey Barncamsomhendon's priests.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.