Sadkabmot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, astonishing toad.

Sadkabmot created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadkabmot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadkabmot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sadkabmot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sadkabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Sadkabmot.