Himtailhub Bastced is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unfair mongoose.

Himtailhub Bastced created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Himtailhub Bastced, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himtailhub Bastced, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Himtailhub Bastced's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Himtailhub Bastced's Holy Commandments

1. Himtailhub Bastced loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Never paint your neck black.

3. Retreat if seven ducks approach from the east.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the north.