Tenhigmilcidbastlitlogdam Witfastaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, clever wasp.

Tenhigmilcidbastlitlogdam Witfastaf created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhigmilcidbastlitlogdam Witfastaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tenhigmilcidbastlitlogdam Witfastaf, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tenhigmilcidbastlitlogdam Witfastaf's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tenhigmilcidbastlitlogdam Witfastaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.

5. Always pray immersed in water.