Tonkfobjincan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing warg.

Tonkfobjincan created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkfobjincan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonkfobjincan, it will turn you into a dog.

Tonkfobjincan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tonkfobjincan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.