Latbottit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful dove.

Latbottit created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latbottit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Latbottit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Latbottit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Latbottit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear tights.