Dudrut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent crow.

Dudrut created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudrut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dudrut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dudrut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dudrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not drink alcohol.