Fotzagstip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent bee.

Fotzagstip created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotzagstip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fotzagstip, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fotzagstip's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fotzagstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never write about asteroids.