Cannuttfit is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish goose.

Cannuttfit created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cannuttfit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cannuttfit, she will be very sad.

Cannuttfit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cannuttfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. You must love Cannuttfit.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not commit murder.