Abvenshav is a god.

He takes the form of a small, flying dolphin.

Abvenshav created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abvenshav, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abvenshav, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Abvenshav's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Abvenshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never laugh near gulls.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.