Sisvedkemmapmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless newt.

Sisvedkemmapmid created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisvedkemmapmid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sisvedkemmapmid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sisvedkemmapmid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sisvedkemmapmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near horses.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.