Gighivmil is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered jellyfish.

Gighivmil created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gighivmil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gighivmil, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gighivmil's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gighivmil's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the north.