Gendonfebbapmadzagfoss is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil
bear.
Gendonfebbapmadzagfoss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gendonfebbapmadzagfoss, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gendonfebbapmadzagfoss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Gendonfebbapmadzagfoss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Gendonfebbapmadzagfoss' Holy Commandments1. Never feed onions to grasshopers while wearing gray shoes.
2. Do not take Gendonfebbapmadzagfoss' name in vain.
3. Never sing in holy places.
4. Always look after injured bats.
5. Never talk about horses.