Fudwikflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective toad.

Fudwikflab created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudwikflab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fudwikflab, it will remove you from existence.

Fudwikflab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fudwikflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shave your feet.