Tambasshas is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, emotional raccoon.

Tambasshas created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tambasshas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tambasshas, it will turn you into a goat.

Tambasshas' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tambasshas' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Always take life seriously.