Cibrillflab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate ferret.

Cibrillflab created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibrillflab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cibrillflab, he will be very unhappy.

Cibrillflab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cibrillflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.