Shavdittap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful horse.

Shavdittap created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavdittap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Shavdittap, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Shavdittap's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Shavdittap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always obey Shavdittap's priests.

3. Worship no other gods but Shavdittap.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Always help tortoises.