Damratmon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic whale.

Damratmon created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damratmon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Damratmon, he will destroy your home solar system.

Damratmon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Damratmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to turtles while wearing magenta shirts.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never paint your face indigo.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat bananas.