Legartdap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest cow.

Legartdap created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Legartdap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Legartdap, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Legartdap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Legartdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Legartdap loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear black hats.