Sadcatdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced hyena.

Sadcatdib created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadcatdib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadcatdib, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sadcatdib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sadcatdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must pray to Sadcatdib seven times a day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sadcatdib.