Targnillham is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome salamander.

Targnillham created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targnillham, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Targnillham, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Targnillham's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Targnillham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Targnillham on top of all buildings.

3. Always obey Targnillham's priests.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. You must never eat nuts.