Staffotpom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet rhinoceros.

Staffotpom created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Staffotpom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Staffotpom, she will turn you into a duck.

Staffotpom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Staffotpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Staffotpom.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never feed grapes to foxes while wearing violet coats.