Rigbotlib is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy porpoise.

Rigbotlib created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigbotlib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rigbotlib, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rigbotlib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rigbotlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Rigbotlib loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.