Cabhad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable tapir.

Cabhad created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabhad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cabhad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cabhad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.