Arfriltofstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent pig.

Arfriltofstrag created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfriltofstrag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arfriltofstrag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Arfriltofstrag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Arfriltofstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.