Carnilltip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful eagle.

Carnilltip created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Carnilltip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Carnilltip, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Carnilltip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Carnilltip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carnilltip.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Carnilltip loves manatees, so they must be honoured.