Cunlabton Lopyamjap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous duck.

Cunlabton Lopyamjap created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlabton Lopyamjap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cunlabton Lopyamjap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cunlabton Lopyamjap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cunlabton Lopyamjap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. You must love Cunlabton Lopyamjap.