Nancapboss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, deceitful slug.

Nancapboss created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nancapboss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nancapboss, he will turn you into a plant.

Nancapboss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nancapboss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Retreat if nine otters approach from the west.